Saturday, July 2, 2011

Happy Fourth of July!

It's a long-awaited Saturday and our weekend-long open-house/Fourth of July party is about to begin.  My lack of presence on the internet this week definitely means I misjudged the amount of time it would take to get the house into a guest-acceptable state!

Ridiculously cute paper straws from HeyYoYo on Etsy.

Delicious angel food, strawberry "shortcake" cupcake found from instructables.

Not shown is how the middle is filled with whip cream/diced strawberry goodness! Mmm.

May BBQs, fireworks, and good ol' Americana fervor abound this weekend - Happy Independence Day!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Of Table and Penga Flaws

So we bought a dining table, which makes the house feel more like a home and less like a sock-sliding skate park for Sak.
But the table arrived with a bit of scratching on the top.

So what? Send it back and get a replacement, right?

It's embarrassing to admit, but I have a series of insane, irrational phobias. Enough to fill a few posts, I'm sure.  One of the most crippling is my fear of talking to strangers on the phone. Especially to customer service strangers.

No one likes talking to customer service, I know - but I will do a whole lot of silly things to avoid picking up the phone. Just the thought of having to call someone makes my stomach churn. And I cry after talking to service reps. At least 50% of the time. It's ridiculous. I'm not even a crier.

It started in college, with Charter, our ISP at the time.  They messed up my bill, and after I called them, they refused to change it. I was being double-billed, I think. The person's tone on the phone made me feel like I was in the wrong, which of course kick-started my "injustice" meter. It was upsetting, and multiple calls weren't getting me anywhere. Sak thinks it's because of my voice - I don't have a mean voice, and I cave to super-politeness and allow people step on me when cornered.

In the end, my roommate called pretending to be me, and what do you know, the problem was solved.  She was firm, loud, and convincing. My sanity saver!

We had (and continue to have) similar problems now that we've moved. AT&T has done a number of unsightly things to my account, forcing me to buy a modem I didn't need, charging me for service I didn't even get, and sneaking upgrades into my phone bill so I'd have to pay more.  Plus the $100 rebate for said unnecessary modem never came.  I've called four times, cried after each one, and even cried during one call out of frustration with a lady that once again demeaningly insinuated that it was my fault that there were errors in my bills. Though the double billing was eventually corrected, I still lost over $100 when all I wanted to do was move my existing service to my new house.

I don't begrudge the people on the other end of the phone - I did receptionist work for a short while myself, and cringed internally every time the phone would ring. I'm sure they don't mean to make my life miserable. But I hate the system. Many times I will actually write out, word for word, what I want to say on the phone before I make a call. Because I will blank out from fear and forget. I don't even really like talking to friends on the phone, it's awkward and I never know how to end a call without being rude.

Give me a face to face meeting.  Give me email or other electronic communication. I'll be more than fine.  But phones? I am a complete wuss. A pansy pushover. A doormat.

Anyway, you can see where this is going. I didn't call for a table replacement. I'm keeping it, scratch and all. 
I bought a Minwax stick to try and make it less noticeable though.

You just rub the wax into the scratch, and wipe it off with a cloth.



You can still see it, but if you didn't know to look for the flaw, you wouldn't notice.  Good enough, and if a scratch is the price I pay for not picking up the phone, it's a deal to me.

How do you deal with customer service reps? Squeaky wheel, killing with kindness?

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Operation Ivy

(No, not the ska band!)

We have a lot of ivy growing in our backyard.
Exhibit A: Ivy Wall
I don't like ivy.  There's a lot of it at my parents house, and the crazy plant ran wild and effectively killed two fully mature palm trees. Now it's a giant blob of death, and at least one opossum makes it's home there.

So I wanted it gone.  Sak, not being that interested in maintaining the rapidly growing vine, agreed. And we began to pull.

And rip it off the wood on the other side.

It took forever, as it turned out to be more ivy and less fence than we thought.

Who knew that the ivy would be load bearing? The fence started to fall over.

And the ivy really damaged the wood fence, too.


I panicked slightly - this would not be the quick, "clean off and paint" job that I thought it would be.  The whole fence would need to be replaced.

Penga-Dad, upset that I would degrade my property value so soon after ownership, and right before our house-warming party, of all times - came up to save us from ourselves. He bought us a chainsaw (I'm still scared of it), and took the rotten fence down in five minutes.

We cleaned the ivy out as best as we could.

But there's no way we will ever truly be rid of it.  The roots are deep, and extend down in the rocks and concrete!

And really, why are the fence post holes crooked?!

Penga-Dad thinks it's better without a fence. It really opens the place up, and allows you to sit on the upper patio and see the whole yard.


Maybe! I might still like a short, cute border fence or something.  But first I'll have to do something about those uneven post holes.

What's your take on ivy? Pretty foliage, or lethal green force?